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How does it feel to lay in the bed in any orientation you want and not have your feet hang dangerously off of the edge, completely vulnerable to the monsters hiding under there?! How does it feel to not constantly be banging your head on your muscle head roommates’ pushup bar that they insisted on hanging in the bathroom doorframe?! Why don’t you just get real with us already and admit that you're short with benefits?!
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We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).
It's not enough that we already
gave you a list of reasons why
being smaller is baller.
Now we have to tell you about
being Short With Benefits!!!
You won't want to miss our
Short With Benefits Origin Story!!!
It's titillating!!!
It's sensational!!!
Read it NOW!!!!
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